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  Also by Michele Grant

  Sweet Little Lies

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  Published by Kensington Publishing Corporation

  Pretty Boy Problems

  MICHELE GRANT

  KENSINGTON PUBLISHING CORP.

  www.kensingtonbooks.com

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  Table of Contents

  Also by Michele Grant

  Title Page

  Dedication

  Epigraph

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  Prologue - You’re No Gentleman

  1 - We’re Done, Son

  2 - Avery Beauregard Montgomery

  3 - Delaney Mirabella Richards

  4 - Cotton Candy

  5 - More than Just a Pretty Face

  6 - What Have We Here?

  7 - Interesting Times

  8 - Family Dinner

  9 - I Didn’t Have Time for Complicated

  10 - A Bad Idea . . . Dammit, Beau

  11 - Do You Want Me to Go?

  12 - We Like Him; He Can Stay

  13 - Yes, There Is That

  14 - What’s Going On?

  15 - Hey, Daddy

  16 - You Sure about This?

  17 - We All Make Our Own Choices

  18 - What Are We Arguing About?

  19 - All My Eggs in the Beauregard Basket

  20 - You Turnin’ In Your Playa Card?

  21 - We Have a Problem

  22 - I Don’t Run to Drama

  23 - Well, and So That’s That

  24 - Delayed Gratification

  25 - This Could Get Messy

  26 - Are You Done Playing?

  27 - You Hold On To That

  28 - You’re a Good Man, Beau Montgomery

  29 - Is It Me, or Is It Gettin’ Hot in Here?

  30 - Now That’s Just Hitting Low

  31 - That Was Beau Laying It All on the Line

  32 - I Think There’s Rain in the Forecast

  33 - We Can Go Again

  Glossary of Terms

  A READING GROUP GUIDE - PRETTY BOY PROBLEMS

  DISCUSSION QUESTIONS

  Teaser chapter

  Copyright Page

  For the fellas: Frank Sr., Errington, Frank II, Mel, and Ted—classy guys who keep me grounded.

  To the s/o’s past, present (and future?). Men fascinate me. If nothing else, it’s always a learning experience.

  To all the pretty (and not so pretty) boys and all their struggles.

  If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.

  —Maya Angelou

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  One of the fun things about writing is creating these vivid worlds for people to visit and stay awhile. One of the challenging things about writing is creating accurate portrayals of actual places and professions. Granted, setting a plot in Dallas is not a challenge. I was born here, raised here, and came back here. But the world of fashion was foreign to me beyond watching a few episodes of America’s Top Model and having an insatiable love for Michael Kors clothing. So I must take a moment and acknowledge a few groups that help lend some flavor.

  A million kisses and thanks to the folks at Fashion Institute of Technology in New York for answering my endless stream of questions. Thanks to the good people who manage Fashion Week Dallas for indulging my rampant curiosity. Last, but not least, to the good folks at Jet Charters who allowed me to treat a private plane like my own for a few hours.

  I’d also like to shout out Cheris Hodges, Farrah Rochon, D.L. Sparks, and Phyllis Bourne for the author solidarity this last year. You are appreciated!

  Prologue

  You’re No Gentleman

  Beau—Friday, March 25, 1:36 PM

  I finished zipping up my pants and surreptitiously glanced at my watch. Dammit, I was late . . . again. I was going to catch hell, without a doubt. May I be perfectly honest? Linda (or was it Laura?) hadn’t really been worth it. I couldn’t even use the excuse that I had lost track of time. It was a lunch date that turned into a lil something else. Sure, she had four of the five w’s going (woman, wet, wanton, willing) but there was no wow. Without that wow, sex was just routine aerobic activity. Sad to say, somewhere between “Are you sure you want to do this?” and “Oh God, Beau, you’re so good!” I found myself going through the motions. To me, that was unacceptable. Any woman worth doing is worth doing well.

  Hoping none of these thoughts played across my face, I glanced over at her as she shimmied her perfectly toned body back into her clothes and sent a radiant smile in my direction. At least her world had been rocked. If I hadn’t given it my normal effort (and I really hadn’t), at least she wasn’t disappointed. Then again, let’s be honest: a half-hearted effort of mine still knocked it out of the park on a lukewarm day. I grinned back at Lisa, hoping she wouldn’t press for a repeat performance.

  “So . . .” she said tentatively, stepping into the sexy heels that had caught my attention in the first place. Sexy shoes on a slinky woman are my weakness. Well... one of them, anyway. I’d admit to having a few.

  I knew what was coming next, and I wanted no part of it. I dialed up my most charming grin and walked around the desk. Tilting her chin up, I dropped a kiss on her lips, stroking my finger along her jaw. “Chèrie, I’m late. I’ll call you later, yes?” Without waiting for an answer, I turned and headed toward the door for a smooth exit.

  “You don’t have my number, Beau.”

  “Oh, but I do. I have your work number, doll.” I threw a smile over my shoulder, two steps away from a clean getaway.

  “Beau,” she snapped, “it’s clear you’re dying to escape. I’ll make you a deal. You can walk out of here drama-free without a look back or a good-bye if you can tell me my name.”

  I closed my eyes with my hand on the doorknob. Merde! So close. I hazarded a guess, “Lovely Linda, why do you think I don’t know your name?”

  She slammed her hand onto her hip and scowled. “Maybe because it’s Lydia? Son of a b—”

  I cut her off there. No one disrespected Alanna Montgomery. “Actually, Leah, my mother is a perfectly delightful woman.”

  She stomped her foot in obvious abject fury. “Tell me something—has there ever been a woman you couldn’t charm out of her panties?”

  I tried to think when (or if) that had ever happened. I drew a blank. “Darling, a gentleman never kisses and tells.”

  “You’re no gentleman, Beau. I hope to be around to see you get a taste of your own medicine: used and discarded for nothing more than a half hour’s pleasure by someone who cares nothing for you and can’t remember your name! I hope you get to taste the bitterness of wanting more from somebody who doesn’t want you in the same way.”

  That wasn’t likely to happen. But since I was genuinely sorry she felt used, I suppressed the smirk that was itching to appear on my face and decided not to share that thought. No need to be nasty. I’d had an okay time with her. “Laura, I thought you understood this was just bon temps—a little good time for both of us to enjoy. Did you not enjoy yourself?”

  “Again, it’s Ly-di-a, and you know I did. That’s not the point.”

  I did know. I rarely, if ever, left a woman dissatisfied, and she had been quite vocal with her enjoyment. “Apologies, ma douce, did I make promises or give a hint of the possibility of anything more?”

  Her face fell in defeat. “You know what? To hell with it; the mistake was on my side for thinking you were any different, any more than the shallow, sexy outside that I see. Just go, Beau. Just walk away. I have a feeling it’s one of the things you know how to do best.”

  As I closed the door behind me, I heard what sounded like a shoe hit
ting the door. Should I try and make amends? I hated ending a nice if somewhat boring interlude on a sour note. I paused just long enough to glance back down at my watch. I was egregiously late, and there was no time for damage control. Silently, I made a mental note to make it up to Lisette later.

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  We’re Done, Son

  Jewellen—6:12 PM the same day

  I was sorry that it had come down to this. Well no, I really wasn’t. Enough was enough. I was only sorry that I hadn’t put my foot down sooner. Looking into his handsome face, I could almost hear what he was thinking. He’s thinking, This kind of thing only happened to other people. Not Avery Beauregard Montgomery.

  Beau, natural-born charmer, all-around good-time guy, was not having a great week. He was fresh out of second chances and clearly hoping for a little mercy. I sincerely hoped he could tell from the look on my face, none was forthcoming.

  “Beau, you have officially torn your last pair of silk boxers with me,” I hissed while standing in the middle of my living room. Okay, maybe I did feel a little bad about arguing with the man who had become my brother-in-law less than two months ago. But facts were facts. Beau was delicious to look at, tough to live with.

  He was six-foot four with the sculpted body of a man who worked hard to maintain that physique, close-cropped hair, and almost regal features encased in toasted-toffee-colored skin. His face was a study in symmetrical beauty: perfect spaced eyes, proud forehead, chiseled cheeks, and almost pouty lips. Beauregard Montgomery was an attractive, well-built man who knew exactly the effect his looks had on people and played it for all it was worth.

  My husband, Roman, shared the squared jaw, the broad shoulders, and gold-toned eyes, but that’s where the similarities ended. Where Roman came across ruggedly handsome, Beau was downright pretty. Roman tended to downplay his looks; Beau used his like a commodity.

  Their personalities were also worlds apart. It was at times like this that I couldn’t believe that Rome was related to Beau at all. Roman was responsible, straightforward, considerate, unswervingly monogamous. Beau? None of those things, as far as I could tell. I couldn’t recall the last job or relationship he’d taken seriously. As far as I could tell, he loved women, his family, premium tequila, his wardrobe, and himself. Not necessarily in that order.

  I motioned to the luggage and boxes stacked beside me. “As you can see, I have most of your stuff packed up already.”

  “Where is lil Chase?” He referred to his nephew, my stepson, LaChayse. Chase loved his Uncle Beau and would not have appreciated this scene one bit.

  “He’s with his mother this weekend. He can’t save you. Would you seriously hide behind a child? C’mon now.”

  His tone turned cajoling. “Jewellen Rose Capwell-Montgomery! Ma soeur, can we at least talk about this?”

  “I’ve only been your sister for a few months now. I don’t consider you fam yet. Talk is cheap, Beauregard. Yours is downright bargain basement at this point. No more talking, brother. You’re outta here.”

  “Ah chérie . . .” Beau tended to sprinkle a little Cajun-flavored patois into his speech when he was trying to be extra charming.

  I wagged my head and my index finger in tandem. “Don’t bring Bayou Beau to me, sir. That’s not going to fly. Today it’s not that kind of party. I have repeatedly asked you not to dally around with the women in my office.”

  Beau held his arms out in a “who me?” gesture. “Dally? I don’t dally. I delight, I dazzle, I drink in, but I never dally.”

  My eyes narrowed. “You have a problem keeping your pants zipped, Beauregard. This is a well-known and well-documented fact. I would think you’d be exhausted trying to keep up with all the hot- and cold-running ‘lady friends’ you keep on tap, but hey, it’s your life. Generally, I don’t have a problem with your King of the Man-Ho act until it impacts me. Today, it impacts me. My account manager, Lydia, came back from lunch weeping and wailing about doggish men. Guess which doggish man she was talking about?”

  Beau grinned devilishly. “That Lynda, she was surprisingly agile. You know she does Pilates?”

  “It’s Lydia, and that’s TMI.” I spoke through clenched teeth. “That makes the fourth employee traumatized by your triflingness. I’ve had it with you.” My company, the Capwell Agency, was a small staffing agency with about twenty-five employees. That meant that Beau had broken one-fifth of the hearts on my payroll.

  “Jewellen Rose, that’s not reason enough to put me out; we’re family! Où est mon frère?”

  “Brother, I’m right here.” Roman gave me a quick kiss as he walked in, answering Beau’s question. My husband was solidly built, wide of shoulder, lean of hip, long of leg. He was about one inch shorter, ten pounds lighter, and three and a half years younger than Beau. The expression on his face said his patience with his older brother had run out. Rome was wearing a lightweight silk suit and a scowl. “The question is—where were you on the James job this week?”

  Beau’s easy smile fell away. Technically, he was employed as a site manager at Roman’s landscape design company. But standing out in the hot sun overseeing people working in dirt and fertilizer was not Beau’s thing. Actually, hard work was not Beau’s thing. He was a gifted salesman, could sell ice to Eskimos. But Beau didn’t like to be bothered with the details . . . like pricing and budgets and invoices. After his “creative accounting” caused Roman to lose money on two projects in a row, Beau was sent out to manage projects in the field.

  I was quite sure of what had happened this week. The weather had been unseasonably hot and humid for springtime. No doubt Beau felt he was far better suited to the indoor pursuit of Lydia.

  He shrugged sheepishly, “Bro, it was just this week. But everything is under control. It’s just this heat, you know. I’ll be back out there Monday.”

  Roman’s jaw went granite hard and his rum-hued eyes turned flinty. He slowly took off his jacket, loosened his tie, and folded his arms across his chest. I had seen this stance before. It was his no-nonsense, “this is how it’s gonna be” stance. My man was about to shoot straight, no chaser reality in his brother’s direction. “No, Beau, you won’t. You won’t work in the field, you won’t do office work, and you cost me over eighty grand in lost revenue last year. To put the cherry on top the sundae, you slept with my receptionist . . . at her engagement party. I don’t need the drama. We’re done, son.”

  Beau took a step back and glanced from Roman to me and back again. “Wait, you’re firing me and putting me out? All in the same day? Seriously, mon frère. C’est a froid.”

  I couldn’t help it; I pursed my lips into a snarl. “We’re cold?! You haven’t contributed a penny to this household, you eat your way through most of our groceries, you cook and never clean up, you have me washing your nasty drawers, picking up after you, and taking irate messages from women all hours of the day and night. That’s cold. Like your brother said, ‘We’re done, son.’ ” I’d had quite enough of his nonsense.

  Roman walked over and clapped his brother on the back. “We do this with love. It’s all with the L-O-V-E. It’s time for you to get out there on your own and be about Beau’s business, whatever that is going to be. It’s time.”

  Beau gauged our seriousness one more time. Neither of us cracked a smile and most of his things were packed and stacked in the middle of the room. If nothing else, he was a realist. His free room and board, his money-for-nothing job . . . gone.

  Beau stood silently for a beat, then nodded with a slight smile and shrug. “Tout va bien.” He snatched up the largest of the multiple suitcases, a garment bag, and his laptop case. He shook hands with Roman, came over and gave me a kiss on the cheek. “Time to be onto the next. Y’all been good to me. Merci, ma famille.” He slid his sunglasses on and headed out the front door. It closed behind him with a heavy clunk that resonated through the room.

  I turned into Roman’s embrace as he wrapped his arms around me from behind. “I know we had to do it, but I still feel kinda bad.
Like we’re letting him down.”

  “Beau’s my brother. I love him but . . . Jewel, please. We have carried that man for over a year and that half-assed merci was the first thank-you we’ve heard. It was time. Trust and believe he will land on his feet; he always does.”

  “You’re right. I know you’re right.” His hands traveled down my arms to rest at my waist.

  “Babe, I’m always right.” He gave a cocky grin.

  I rolled my eyes. “Let’s not get carried away. You moved him in here in the first place, cowboy.”

  “You have a point.” He stroked his hands from my waist to my hips and pulled me a little closer.

  “I usually do, Mr. Montgomery.”

  “But I wonder, Mrs. Montgomery; do you know what this really means?” His fingers started unraveling the knots holding my wrap dress together.

  I liked where this discussion was heading. I started unbuttoning his shirt. Didn’t matter how many times we did this, I was still thrilled by the easy heat between us.

  “By most standard rules and customs, we’re still in the honeymoon phase of this marriage, you know.” My dress fluttered to the floor to crumple alongside his shirt.

  “True.” I tilted my head up and to the left a little as I leaned into him.

  Roman inched me closer still. “Umm hmm. This means with him gone and Chase at his mother’s . . . we can get buck naked and nasty in any room of our house again—anytime we like.” He trailed kisses down the side of my neck.

  I unbuckled his pants. “Naked and nasty? Why Roman LaChayse, what do you have in mind?”

  “Come a little closer and let me show you.”

  His next action took any remaining worry or thought about Beau right out of my head.

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